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EP #001 Life and Stuff
Roseanne deals with life, as well as complaints that Darlene barks in school.
Guest Stars: Charlaine Woodward (Vonda), Sal Barone (D.J. Conner), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Natalie West (Crystal), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Judy Prescott (Miss Crane), Ron Perkins (Pete)
NOTE: In this episode D.J. is played by Sal Barone.


EP #002 We're in the Money
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Ron Perkins (Pete)


EP #003 D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a restaurant for dinner where they see a recently divorced friend.
Guest Stars: Todd Field (Charlie), Jamie Leigh Allen (Patsy)


EP #004 Language Lessons
A body language test seems to reveal Dan's innermost feelings about Jackie; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal)


EP #005 Radio Days
A radio sponsored songwriting contest unleashes unusual creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Kris Stevens (Dave), David Hall (Bill), George Clooney (Booker), Ron Perkins (Pete), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Chris Tucker (Himself)


EP #006 Lovers' Lanes
Roseanne checks out Becky's new boyfriend Chip during a family outing to the bowling alley; Jackie and Booker are bowling for more than dollars.
Guest Stars: Josh C. Williams (Lonnie), Natalie West (Crystal), Ron Perkins (Pete), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), George Clooney (Booker), Jared Rushton (Chip)


EP #007 The Memory Game
Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand years ago with her high-school rival.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Steve Vinovich (Bob), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Ron Perkins (Pete), George Clooney (Booker)


EP #008 Here's to Good Friends
Roseanne and Jackie agree to help Crystal drown her sorrows over a recent break up by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Francis Fisher (Janine), Angelina Fiordellisi (Susanna), Nancy Fish (Claire), Ron Perkins (Pete), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), George Clooney (Booker)


EP #009 Dan's Birthday Bash
Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully intent on picking a fight with Dan. Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Andrea Walters (Bonnie), George Clooney (Booker), William Sadler (Dwight), Eric Allan Kramer (Jack), Nancy Fish (Claire), Jared Rushton (Chip)


EP #010 Saturday
Knowing how easily distracted he is, Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), William Sadler (Dwight), Bill Pentland (Freddy)
NOTE: Bill Pentland is Roseanne's first husband.


EP #011 Canoga Time
Dan refuses to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges the grade on her report card.
Guest Stars: George Clooney (Booker)


EP #012 The Monday Through Friday Show
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route is more than she can handle.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Gary Bayer (Attleroy)


EP #013 Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Crystal hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene experiments with smoking.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Josh C. Williams (Lonnie), George Clooney (Booker), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita)


EP #014 Father's Day
Roseanne must referee when Dan's visiting father makes disparaging remarks about Dan's wasting time working as a contractor.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Ned Beatty (Ed Conner)


EP #015 Nightmare on Oak Street
Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.


EP #016 Mall Story
Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Jonathan Chapin (Salesman), Michael Gates (Stan), Mary Anne McGarry (Saleswoman)


EP #017 Becky's Choice
Becky is eager for her first dinner party with Chip and his parents to be over.
Guest Stars: Jared Rushton (Chip), Andrea Walters (Bonnie), Robert Harper (Edgar), Tony Crane (Johnny)


EP #018 The Slice of Life
Darlene's emergency appendectormy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier that day.
Guest Stars: Donna LaBrie (Nurse Chambers), Lynne Thigpen (Dr. Bryce), Natalie West (Crystal), John Walter Davis (Ted Graham), Elya Baskin (Foreign Man), Mary Fogarty (Nurse)


EP #019 Workin' Overtime
After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne seeks clarity and takes refuge at a diner.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), George Clooney (Booker), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Royce Wallace (Unknown), Ron Perkins (Pete), Zoaunne LeRoy (Waitress)

EP #020 Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
Guest Stars: Natalie West (Crystal), Hal Rale (Announcer)


EP #021 Death and Stuff
During a busy weekend, a door-to-door salesman drops by and drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
Guest Stars: Lee Garlington (Carol Carosek), Jeff Corey (Salesman)


EP #022 Dear Mom and Dad
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
Guest Stars: Bruce Willis (himself), Estelle Parsons (Bev), John Randolph (Al Harris)


EP #023 Let's Call It Quits
Roseanne has difficulty accepting the authority of her tough new supervisor at Wellman Plastics.
Guest Stars: Charlaine Woodward (Vonda), Natalie West (Crystal), Fred Thompson (Faber), George Clooney (Booker), Michael Earl Reid (Lou), Anne Faulkner (Sylvia), Evelina Fernandez (Juanita)
NOTE: Fred Thompson went on to become a Republican Senator from Tennessee.


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